Not Normal/ Wicked Not Normal

Normal:  Birds flying freely through the sky.

Not Normal:  Dead birds plummeting to the ground by the hundreds with little to no explanation.

Wicked Not Normal:  The media asking Kirk Cameron  (80s teen idol-turned uber-religious creepy guy) for his opinion on this phenomenon.

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Normal:  A young engaged couple making decisions about their first year of married life.

Not Normal:  A young engaged couple with gobs of money and access to dozens of servants to wait on them hand and foot during their first year of married life.

Wicked Not Normal:  A young engaged couple (Prince William and Kate Middleton) who have gobs of money and access to dozens of servants choosing to dismiss those servants so they can have the pleasure of spending their first year of married life arguing about who didn’t do the dishes; drank the last of the milk; and didn’t clean their hair out of the shower drain

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Normal:  Having difficulty translating a beloved book for the big screen.

Not Normal:  Encountering years, a few lawsuits, several top name directors, a strike in New Zealand and public name-calling to bring The Hobbit to theaters.

Wicked Not Normal:  Changing the screenplay to include Elijah Wood’s Frodo ( a character who was not in The Hobbit) just to cash in on the box office phenomenon that was the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

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Normal:  Putting pretty people on the cover of TV Guide.

Not Normal: A 41 year old woman considering buying TV Guide because of the pretty people on the cover.

Wicked Not Normal:  Preventing the not normal people of the world from buying TV Guide by hiding the pretty picture of the pretty people (aka Jensen Ackles) behind the magazine bar code.

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Normal:  Beatlemania

Not Normal:  Cheeseheads

Wicked Not Normal:  Beiber Fever

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